March 2012
nizzop:
how do you even get 1,000 followers do you summon satan or something
“How do you feel about Scotland’s National Animal?” Oh you mean the Bagpipes? I...”
– John Green (via dimbosama)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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I’ve had a total of six hours today that I’ve been awake.
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“I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0...”
– Hazel, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
(via allyourfavoritequotes)
February 2012
Anonymous asked: <p>do you EVER sleep?</p>
If there’s an infinite number of parallel universes, I want to live in one that’s exactly the same, but destiel is canon.
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS MISHA COLLINS
shitfireandapplebutter:
metaphoricalstriptease:
