January 2012
I just ate fish fingers and custard
yummmewyummmmeeeewyuuuum
December 2011
I just got in a debate with my parents about parallel universes and different dimensions.
Mom: Wow, you seem really well informed. Where did you get your theories?
What I thought: Doctor Who. Fringe. Warehouse 13. Torchwood. Other science fiction sources that aren't in mind right now.
What I said: Uh, you know... Science class. Discovery channel.
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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I am a living hannah montana episode
I’m pretending to be the repulsive, annoying friend who is annoyed by everything. It’s to get my friend’s boyfriend to break up with her. Improvvvv!
“There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the...”
– Modern Family (via foxfaced)
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
Doctor Who Christmas special →
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